A Day in The Life of Beever

Who is Beever? And why is he so serious about tech?
One answer; Beever is all of us, inside us, he is us. That little part of your brain telling you "you need this gadget, who cares how much it is!" Deep meaningfull conversations about why you need to spend outlandish amounts of money, stay up late getting past "this last bit" on a game, and why you need to upgrade your phone because "this one has a new OS!".
Or, the truthful answer; Beever is our mascot.